Cal Ripken, Jr.
With all the milk I drink, my name might as well be Calcium Ripken, Jr. Really, I'm a huge milk fan. Besides being loaded with calcium, there's nothing like it when it's ice cold. Which is why I drink the recommended 3 glasses a day. And as you'd probably guess, I'm not one to miss a day.
"Cal Ripken, Jr."
Sports Illustrated for Kids (Sports Athletes Yearbook) - Fall/Win 1998
"all the milkads that are fit to print [dh]"